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This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf.

With a style of humour that’s mainly based around puns and one-liners, Milton Jones has established himself as one of Britain’s most in-demand funnymen. 
“If my comedy’s working well, I put a cartoon in people’s heads that surprises them,” explains Milton. “So you start off and they’re thinking one thing, then you surprise them by changing the ending as you go along. It’s not political or particularly edgy, it’s just daft. It’s a sort of verbal practical joke, but some people really hate that. 
I think the better the comic you are, the stronger the flavour you are.”
Milton’s gags include: “Militant feminists - I take my hat off to them. They don’t like that,” and “Recently, on a flight to America, all the way across, my wife was going, ‘Why don’t you get an upgrade, why don’t you get an upgrade?’ 
“It took a bit of time, but in the end I got a better wife.”

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